Psychology

» pink101 - How Many

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Anyone bite?
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Anyone know?
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» Laurie Pawlik-Kienlen - How Many

In response to How Many posted by pink101:

One, but it really has to want to change.

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» pink101 - Only One

In response to How Many posted by LauriePK:
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Must be psychologists know about that joke.
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Of all the people I've asked, you are the only one who knew the answer.
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There is another answer that's pretty good. It's zero psychologists because the light bulb has to change itself.
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» Laurie Pawlik-Kienlen - Why Angels Are Atop Trees

In response to Only One posted by pink101:

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours- all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass....

(courtesy of The Joke Site)

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» pink101 - Why Angels Are Atop Trees

In response to Why Angels Are Atop Trees posted by LauriePK:
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Maybe that should be under, Anger Management?
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:)
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